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Getting Into Harvard

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It used to be a little more difficult to get into Harvard in the past.  It used to be you had to work hard, learn Latin and Greek, as well as master high school mathematics, history, and geography, and a myriad of other subjects.  In fact, Slashdot came published a link to

Harvard Entrance Exam from 1869

I guess this girl, who is a talented vocalist and keyboardist  (perhaps enough to do American Idol if she loses the dopey goo goo goggles and hat), has a different idea.  Grace Oberhofer, who has been waitlisted, decides to take a couple of minutes and sing a little ballad about her love and devotion to Harvard, promising never to..ahem…urinate on a statue?

I can see it now, nerdy chick with that slightly “deer-in-the-headlight” look, capturing the hearts of Americans who want us to all hear the plight of the rigors of getting into a school that used to only admit people for ministry.

She won’t pee on your statue, promise!

Didn’t that just stir your hearts?  C’mon Harvard, you elitist dopes, let the nerdy chick in.  She loves y’all and she’s using her primal screams to tell you that!

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Written by The Rabid Conservative

April 13, 2011 at 4:27 pm

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